you-are-johnlocked:

dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on. 

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

theyellowbrickroad:

i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

rideinthetardiswithme:

Just some of my favorite Johnlocked gifs

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]